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A Beagle Named Goose

from Coastal by hermitofthewoods

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Many years ago on a little Valley farm
The sweetest little beagle that you’ll ever meet was born
She was raised in a place where they grew a lot of corn
I knew that she was special when she crawled into my arms
She never really barks and her ears are the floppiest
Her farts are the stinkiest, her kisses are the sloppiest
I think her favourite hobby is rolling in disgusting stuff
She likes running in the grass and sniffing buttercups
She likes go for walks down by Long Lake
Scritch her belly in the right place and make her leg shake
Goose rides shotty with her nose up on the glass
And they call her Professor when she joins me in a class
She sleeps right next to me I’m the leader of the pack
I’m the one who feeds her, I’m the one who gives her pats
I’m the one who gives her slack on the leash for exploring
With a beagle named Goose my life is never boring

Goose the beagle is more regal than most
The greatest pup-a-lup along the whole east coast
I swear she’s made of magic I’ve never seen it fail
She can make smiles with a wag of her tail
Dash down the trails, chasing after squirrels
Snoop was right, It’s a Doggy Dogg World
She’s my closest homie and I’ll always show her love
Even when she’s throwing up all over my rug
A beagle hug is Top 5 All Time
And there is not another beagle who gives better hugs than mine
So shine on Goose, go splash in the puddles
She’s way too cute and I don’t mind a muddy cuddle
A nuzzle with a freckly muzzle, she can snuggle in
Always picks me up when she notices I’m struggling
She would want me to say that there’s a lot of great pups
And there is no shame in being runner ups
A beagle named Goose is number one for me
The greatest dog that I ever did see
A beagle named Goose is number one for me
The greatest dog that I ever did see

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from Coastal, released November 3, 2023

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